Advice
for Freshmen
by Amanda Reckonwithe
So I said to my boyfriend Joey: "Joey," I said, "I think
my first column this semester should be full of wisdom for freshmen. Which
subject do you think is more important, developing good study habits or
finding your way around campus?"
"If you want a subject important to freshmen," Joey said, looking
up from his book of Sufi stories, "talk to them about finding their
way around the drugstore shelves and studying the various types of condoms
available. Nothing spoils a freshman year like an unexpected pregnancy
or a dose of herpes. Personally, I recommend Trojan-ENZ - easy to open,
just enough lube to slip on quickly, and the reservoir tip maintains sensitivity
after ejaculation. That's something you only learn through experience
-- which, I think, qualifies it as wisdom."
"Uh, thanks Joey," I said, "you've been very helpful."
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Conversational
Wheaton
By: Eric Webb
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The following interview
was conducted over two evenings at the Tulsa Trek Expo on June 27th
and 28th, 2003. For Part I, Wil, his wife Anne, and I were present
at the table. For more info. on Wil's new book, Dancing Barefoot,
check out my review in our Entertainment Section.
Part I: Politics, WWDN, and Dancing Barefoot
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