So I said to my boyfriend Joey: "Joey," I said, "I think my first column this semester should be full of wisdom for freshmen. Which subject do you think is more important, developing good study habits or finding your way around campus?"
"If you want a subject important to freshmen," Joey said, looking up from his book of Sufi stories, "talk to them about finding their way around the drugstore shelves and studying the various types of condoms available. Nothing spoils a freshman year like an unexpected pregnancy or a dose of herpes. Personally, I recommend Trojan-ENZ - easy to open, just enough lube to slip on quickly, and the reservoir tip maintains sensitivity after ejaculation. That's something you only learn through experience -- which, I think, qualifies it as wisdom."

"Uh, thanks Joey," I said, "you've been very helpful."

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The following interview was conducted over two evenings at the Tulsa Trek Expo on June 27th and 28th, 2003. For Part I, Wil, his wife Anne, and I were present at the table. For more info. on Wil's new book, Dancing Barefoot, check out my review in our Entertainment Section. Part I: Politics, WWDN, and Dancing Barefoot More >>

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