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Put on Your Drinkin’ Pants
Honey Lager: A Beer for All Seasons

By: Ben Smith

                Last week I went to dinner with my friend and fellow writer Amanda Reckonwithe. For the past few months we’ve been sharing a meal once a week at a new restaurant where we talk, laugh, and converse about issues in our lives and around the world. It’s a nice way to catch up on our busy lives. And for those regular readers and loyalists out there, you might have heard that Amanda has come under fire lately for her, lacking a better word, “provocative” article.
               
“They just don’t understand,” she told me. “I give and give and give and they leave me feeling hollow.” Supposedly crossing the line before, I understood her virginal journalistic pain. I talked her through all the distress, suffering, and blood. Eventually ending my meandering rant just after dessert, I came to my question, long in waiting.
               
“Amanda, I’m lacking inspiration for my beer review. Any advice?”
               
She paused, and then said, “Ben, most of my advice has gotten shit rained on me. But if you really want it, write about a beer that will introduce people to beer. Since we have a huge freshman class ripe for corruption you should go after them with a vengeance.”
               
So it is with Amanda’s notion that I write about Michelob’s brew, Honey Lager. This particular lager is readily available at most grocery stores, with an unfortunate 3.2% Oklahoma alcohol content. However, for the average freshmen, it’s enough to get the job done. Additionally, it’s fairly inexpensive, costing a little over five bucks, tax included. Cheap, good beer is always better.

                While it is not a malt beverage by any stretch of the imagination, it does contain a light honey flavor mixed in beautifully with the traditional barley, malts, and hops. Subtly noticed by the palate, the natural honey flavors provide a sweeter taste than many of the more common beers.
                The greatest asset of Honey Lager is the entire point of inspiration for this article. While not being overpowering for lightweights, it still maintains enough of a traditional flavor so that seasoned drinkers will not feel emasculated by drinking it. Because of this, it becomes an excellent choice as a date beer. Enjoy a cold one with your next meal, and you’ll understand why I think so highly of a common and underrated beer.


 
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